Me, write? Surely you jest

Truth is that I've been thinking about it for years. Walking home I always think about it...writing some Nikita-esque story. Today I decided the first line of the story should be:

"She had always wanted to kill someone, she just didn't know it until that day"

Followed by:

"My name is Sabrina. People call me Stingwray. It's a long story so don't bother asking. And if I told you, you might figure out my real name, which I'm not about to tell you."

Maybe it's best not to confuse the writer at the outset, but clearly that's how I'd start anyway.

Alright, four more pages of this boring, boring chapter for school and then I get to go to bed. Hurray.