not the entomologist
Ok, this bug thing is a bit much. Picture this: I was sooooooo tired last night at 2am after getting up at 7am that day and running subjects all day and then working on my annual report...knowing I had to get up at 7am again the next day. Finally, I am done, I throw back my covers to climb into bed......AND OUT SCURRIES ANOTHER TERRRIFYING RED BUG!!!!!!!
For the love of all things not creepy crawly. Help me. I was so tired and now my bed was the scariest place in the house. I called Pop.
Slowly but surely I stripped the bed. And not finding anything I RAIDed my room and sat down on the couch for an hour...I dozed for about half an hour and woke at 3:30am even more tired than before...I put fresh sheets on the bed. Moved the bed as far from the registers (possible bug homes) as possible and crawled into bed also as far from the registers as possible. I proceeded to sleep with my back to them too.
And then, and then, as if that's not enough, there was an ant on my counter this morning. I hate it here. I wanna go home. ARRG.
For the love of all things not creepy crawly. Help me. I was so tired and now my bed was the scariest place in the house. I called Pop.
Slowly but surely I stripped the bed. And not finding anything I RAIDed my room and sat down on the couch for an hour...I dozed for about half an hour and woke at 3:30am even more tired than before...I put fresh sheets on the bed. Moved the bed as far from the registers (possible bug homes) as possible and crawled into bed also as far from the registers as possible. I proceeded to sleep with my back to them too.
And then, and then, as if that's not enough, there was an ant on my counter this morning. I hate it here. I wanna go home. ARRG.
posted by Camel at 5:43 p.m.
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